One of the most consistent things about the Substantial Sonic Satisfier has been our adherence to one rule: No guests. They’re a pain to get a hold of, and can often be a real pain in the ass. At least that’s what we

The original alternate has returned this week, and once again there’s no hockey. Nope, we can’t figure out how that happened, either. But, we do spend 75 minutes talking about topics that include, but aren’t limited to: a meeting of the minimally populated

Last week’s preview for the show mentioned something about Go-Sugiura sucktitude. This week, it’s about a SUGGERNAUT of epic proportions as the topics include, but aren’t limited to: a meeting of the Takashi Sugiura Appreciation Society and his NOAH GHC championship win on

Still a little bit under the weather, the original alternate comes off the disabled list to talk about one subject: the Zero-1 Tenka-Ichi junior heavyweight tournament. Of course, there also happen to be a few digressions along the way that include, but aren’t

After a small delay, the original alternate has returned to give YOU the fine subscriber of this website an audio orgasm of kayfabulous proportions. This week’s topics include, but aren’t limited to: The Zapruder Film, Taking wkwmatt’s bait on Big Japan’s production of

Back to familiar technology, after dumping last week’s attempt, the original alternate has returned for an hour of power with topics including, but not limited to: Bitching about audio technology (not ours, for once), NOAH’s Autumn Navigation finale on 10/31, Yoshinobu Kanemaru and

The saga of the original alternate vs. technology continues with more tweaking, so we’ll see how that turns out. This week’s topics include, but aren’t limited to: Left turn drives into Raw but doesn’t pit for charisma, a half-hour of hockey including dirty

Here at the original alternate, new technology equals familiar listening. And, at 100-minutes, it’s as epic as ever. Today’s topics include, but aren’t limited to: dealing with competition, issues with the NHL television network, the Nakamura World Order creating converts, Inoki… Maeda… Funaki…

After a teensy little delay, the original alternate is back to deliver sonic satisfaction. Topics this week include, but aren’t limited to: the start of the NHL season, retiring Michael Del Zotto’s jersey, dear Mr. Fantasy, favorite tag main event of the two

The original alternate returns to its roots this week: sonic terrors. Hopefully, all of our audio issues were solved before the 50-minute fiesta (scheduled for 25, by the way) began, but we shall see. Topics include, but aren’t limited to: a look at